Because, we did. But that didn’t stop us from getting Hank a cake.
We spared no expense. If you’re worried that Hank is getting too old to be a Major League catcher for much longer (he just turned 34), we had the same Desipio Saber researchers who came up with the Hank White Equivalent Batting Average (HWEqBA), come up with the Hank White Equivalent Age Index (HWEqAI). Hank is 34, but considering how much time he’s spent on the bench watching other guys do most of the catching, he’s really only 33.2.
Happy Birthday, Hank!