White denies wrongdoing in Barrett beaning

Hank White has released a statement regarding allegations that he was in cahoots with Reds’ reliever Matt Belisle and that Belisle intentionally tried to injury Cubs’ catcher Michael Barrett when he hit him in the head with a pitch in last night’s Cubs’ 7-4 loss to the Reds.

“I didn’t do it.  I was sleeping.”

White released this photo to prove his innocence.

We here at the fan club think that clears it all up.

Barrett was not seriously hurt.  His head is made out of Sakrete, which explains his inability to navigate a run down or call a decent game.

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