Some players would be worried about opening the season with two hits in 21 at bats (.095), but Hank White is not one of them. Besides, his HWEqBA is hovering around .400, so how bad can it be, really?
To his credit, Henry says he’s not at all concerned about his slow start. “Once spring training ends, I’ll be fine. I always get off to slow starts in April.”
Once reminded that spring training ended in March, Hank shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep. In the clubhouse. During the game.