Cardinals’ backup catcher Gary Bennett may have won two of the three games in the Satanic Fowl’s recent sweep of the Cubs in St. Louis with walkoff hits, but Henry Blanco is less than impressed with Bennett.
“I’m less than impressed with Gary Bennett,” Blanco says.
You tell ’em, Hank.
In other news, Blanco’s recent surge at the plate has his average at a career best .254, and his career average up to .221. If he keeps this up, he’s going to lose the distinction of having the lowest batting average of any active player.
Gary Bennett’s career average is currently .243. What a hack.