The Cubs have placed Henry Blanco on the 15 day disabled list with a bad back, but Hank disagrees with the team on his diagnosis.
“They said I have a herniated cervical disk,” Hank said while enjoying a couple of Big Fat Tacos from Del Taco. “But that can’t be right. My back hurts. There’s nothing wrong with my cervix. I’m not even sure I have one.”
The Cubs recalled catcher Koyie Hill from their AAA team in Iowa.
Hank has some advice for Koyie. “I like to help the rookies out as much as I can. So I’ll just tell him this. If I send him to Del Taco like I did Marmol today, he should not just assume that they put sauce in the bag. You have to ask for it.
Kids these days.”